I'm a former Scrooge. A recovering Grinch. What can I say? I'm just not into Christmas very much.
Well, that's not true. I LOVE giving gifts, and I relish in that aspect of the holiday season. All year long, I take mental notes (and sometimes physical notes too, thanks to Google Docs) on things that my loved ones like. Buying and giving gifts brings me great joy. So why was I always so Scrooge-y? Well, you know... that tired old argument about Christmas being too commercialized. And I don't really like tacky holiday decorations. There, I said it. For one, I can't really see spending money on something that you only get to use for a few weeks out of the year. Plus you have to store those things during the off season, and I just hate having unnecessary clutter and stored items around the house.
As a small child, I implemented my own wrapping-paper ban, which spanned much of my life and only ended when I met Rob. I just didn't see the point of buying wrapping paper; it only gets worn up, destroyed, and discarded. It seemed like a waste of money and a lot of unnecessary waste. Since its purpose is to conceal, I was happy to use newspaper, paper bags, and masking tape instead. My mom retaliated by making me hide my presents behind the tree, so as not to wreck the nice holiday image of the other gifts and tree decoration. But I was a stubborn child. (Sorry, mom.) After moving out, I continued my ban of all Christmas propaganda. No tree. No lights. No wrapping paper. No decorations. No stockings hung with care. Total Scrooge.
When I met Rob, I softened. My husband gets impossibly cute around Christmas time. Very childlike. I'm powerless to resist. He inspired me to let go of my old stubbornness and think about the other people in my life. He said it's nice to look at a present that was carefully wrapped and looks pretty. It's fun to open them, and it's fun to see them sitting under the tree waiting for Christmas morning. I realized that I *can* participate in some moderate Christmas-like traditions. It won't kill me, and it definitely makes the holidays more enjoyable for my loved ones.
You can say that this Scrooge sold out, but I don't care. The Ice Queen has melted.
Proving my new-found xmas open-mindedness, we bought our first Christmas tree yesterday. In the Whitman tradition, we hustled and got it cheaper than retail. Allow me to explain. We had noticed this smallish, artificial tree at Target a few weeks ago. It was marked $49.99, not on sale but not bad. We were drawn to this one because its branches looked a tad more realistic than the other trees. Plus it was named "Finwood Cashmere" which sounds fancy and elegant (you know - for a plastic tree and all).

After a bit of thought, we decided to go back to Target and purchase the tree. We are some lucky ducks in that we live within 5 miles of 3 different Target stores, so we went to the nearest shop to get our tree. Upon arrival in the holiday section, we were shocked to see that the tree was now marked $69.99. Even worse, it had a "temporary price cut" sign next to it stating that the original price of the tree was $84.99. How can that be right? We checked the name, and it was the same tree.
Disillusioned, we headed over to the other Target, where we had first seen our Finwood Cashmere friend. We found a store clerk in the process of changing the price sign. He was on the phone with someone in customer service who was dealing with a customer who had also reported a cheaper price. He said that they would give that customer the original price, so we (assertively) asked for the same thing. The store clerk, who looked really tired and defeated, did not put up a fight.
$85? No way. $69? Nope. $49? Hell yeah!
But wait, it's even better. While cleaning recently, I found a Target gift card from last year. We still had some money left on the card. So we took home the Finwood Cashmere for only $29. Success.

This tree has built-in lights, a nice feature because we are lazy. We don't have any decorations yet, but I had an idea to only buy (or make) two ornaments a year, one for each of us. That way, when we're old and crotchety, it will be fun to pull out our box of ornaments each year and reminiscence about how we got each one. For this year, I picked up a little ceramic house, which I am going to paint like our house. I'll write the year on the back so we remember this was the first Christmas in our first house. We'll also probably get some sort of dog ornament and write Murphy's name on it since this is the year we brought him home.
Wow, I can't believe how corny I've become. I still blame Rob. Happy holidays, blog readers.